JAILSTOOL (Solana) vs CRVUSD (Ethereum) — every figure is the freshest dated measurement we hold for that token, never a live-feed guess. Prices stamped 2026-09-27 / 2026-09-26.
| JAILSTOOL | CRVUSD | |
|---|---|---|
| Price | $0.001358 | $1.00 |
| Market cap | $1.33M | $217.72M |
| 24h volume | $3.33K | $7.74M |
| Liquidity | $289.29K | $198.17M |
| FDV | $1.33M | $2.10B |
| Holders | 55,109 | 95,213 |
| Age (days) | — | 1,222 |
| Safety grade | A | B |
JAILSTOOL — Stool Prisondente — is the memecoin that grew out of the Dave Portnoy / Barstool Sports trading saga: a pump.fun token priced by one personality's audience and the drama they follow. The September 26, 2026 snapshot reads $1.3 million across 55,109 wallets on mint AxriehR6Xw3adzHopnvMn7GcpRFcD41ddpiTWMg6pump.
Personality-coin dynamics apply in their purest form: value is a function of whether the namesake is talking about it, and that input is outside anyone's control — including yours. The token has no claim on Barstool, Portnoy, or anything else; it is a crowd coordination instrument wearing a name.
CRVUSD is Curve's own stablecoin — minted against collateral deposited into Curve's LLAMMA system, which liquidates gradually across a price band instead of in a single cliff, the design that made it the DeFi stable built for volatile collateral. The deployment 0xf939e0a03fb07f59a73314e73794be0e57ac1b4e is the Ethereum mint; our September 26, 2026 snapshot reads $198.2 million of tracked pool liquidity.
The honest mechanics: LLAMMA's soft-liquidation is genuinely novel — collateral converts to crvUSD gradually as price falls, cushioning the cliff-edge failure mode other CDP systems have. The trade-off is that the peg's quality is a function of Curve's collateral book and liquidation engine rather than a fiat reserve — verifiable on-chain, never guaranteed.
By tracked market cap: JAILSTOOL (Solana) measures $1.33M and CRVUSD (Ethereum) measures $217.72M — dated snapshots, not a live feed.
On the contract checks we publish: JAILSTOOL (Solana) grades A and CRVUSD (Ethereum) grades B. A grade is a structural check on the contract, not a promise about the asset.
Between 2026-09-08 and 2026-09-26T18:07:24, the measured snapshots show JAILSTOOL at +3.44% and CRVUSD at +0.05%.
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The grade column is the one CMC's compare page cannot print — our grade is computed from the contract itself (mint/freeze authority, liquidity, holder concentration). Changes are measured over the shared window stated on the chart, 2026-09-08→2026-09-26T18:07:24; a token with fewer measured points measures a shorter span inside it.
Figures are dated on-chain snapshots, not a live feed. Safety grades are structural checks — not investment advice. Free · no signup · a NexFlow product.